Wednesday, July 17, 2013

In Which it was the Mid 90’s and Jigsaw Puzzles were Better than the Internet

It was 1996 and I lived in Central Kentucky.  I lived in a little one-light town named Pleasureville, and by God it sure was.  People were generally nice and considerate, but then again I was an 8 year old and nobody paid attention to 8 year olds unless they were being loud or breaking things.  Luckily, I was neither and so nobody paid me much mind.

I quickly evolved into a silent and pensive girl, one who turned to books and puzzles for hours a day.  My personal record was putting together a 1500 piece puzzle by myself in about a week.  Cardboard soot covered my fingers as I carefully studied each shape, sorting out the corners, arguably the easiest and hardest part simultaneously, because they were unique and easy to spot, but there were only 4 a midst thousands, and therefore harder to find.  Once I found them, I moved to the next logical step, the edge pieces.  These were the most important ones, as they not only gave the puzzle structure and natural limitation, but provided a further hint to where in inner pieces were to go.  Then, depending on the kind of puzzle, I would either sort them by shape, stacking them as high as they would go against the wall, or I would sort them by color. 

It was all a matter of elimination by then.  I had made a methodological approach to jigsaw puzzles.  When they were finally finished, I would either glue the puzzle together and keep it under my bed, or I would fold the completed puzzle in half and stuff it back in its box.  My favorite kinds of puzzles were the fresh, stiff kind.  They stayed in place even after I folded them twice over.   Of course, once a puzzle has been solved, I didn’t see much use to it otherwise, and so I requested more.  I would get them for my birthday and for Christmas.  I quickly became bored of the usual jigsaws, and wanted something more challenging.  When I was 10, I got a 3D puzzle of the Empire State Building, measuring at just under a meter tall.  When I was 10 and a half, I was given a puzzle where all the inner pieces were the same exact shape and I had to truly pay attention to the pattern printed on the pieces.  And at 11, I was given another 3D puzzle, but this one was a globe that had to be carefully built from bottom to top, or else the structure would collapse.  And finally at 12, I was gifted a puzzle that not only had identical pieces, but there were no edge or corner pieces.  Each piece was also double-sided, so there was no blank cardboard to help me look at the cut of the cardboard.  On the box, this puzzle boasted “The most difficult jigsaw in the world”. 

You might want to think that took the challenge.  I can assure you that I truly wanted to.  I wanted to defeat that final puzzle and be crowned Queen of the Jigsaws and Ultimate Puzzle Solver Extraordinaire.  Nothing could ever stump me after I achieved those titles and then everything was downhill from there.  Other kids would know of my supreme skills and call me the smartest kid in the world.  I saw myself moving upwards.  I dreamed of untangling all those plastic Slinkys up in the attic and sharing them with my classmates at recess.   I wanted to do a speed challenge of every 15 block sliding puzzle I found.  But of course, those were baby toys compared to the famed legend of the Rubik’s Cube.  I searched at yard sales whenever I had the chance, but I never came across them.  My pre-teen self was convinced that they were highly rare and collectible, as well as ‘old’ and therefore not sold in stores anymore. 

I kept up with the puzzles for a few more months, satisfied that I could still find a bit more fun in the ones I already owned, barring that none of them had missing pieces.   For that time, the elusive Rubik’s Cube would remain a distant goal.  Soon, I was introduced—no, rather I was indoctrinated—into a life of technology.  The World Wide Web, where I would play on Java Applets and put together puzzles of any jpeg image I could upload.  My Gameboy Original and Color, which held so much more than Puzzle games like Tetris, as well as my Super Nintendo given to me by my uncle, where I played Tetris Attack with my sister for hours, or until one of us got frustrated and ran upstairs.  Finally, in Christmas of 2001, my sister and I got a Playstation 2 as a gift and from there… the rest is history. 

I still have many of my puzzles from my childhood and early teens, including a few that I bought myself while I was overseas.  They remain a relic of my past, never needing to be recharged nor having batteries replaced.  They aren't affected by time and don’t take a terrible amount of skill.  It’s a sort of lost art, and sadly one that even I have put away for years.  The boxes sit in my closet, neatly stacked by box length, waiting for the day when I decide that I’m utterly exhausted by technology and want to pour the pieces out on the table, prop up the box art for reference, and spend an evening transforming a jumbled mess into a work of art. 

A little confession to wrap up:  I have a Rubik’s Cube and have never legitimately solved it.  I think if I had had one as a kid, I would have done it for real.  Maybe then it would have meant something.  But perhaps it was just never meant to be.  I can just hang on to the one I have and hope that my own child can take advantage of that little cube puzzle more than I ever did. 


Anyway, until the next dawn!  

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